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Bernie’s Forehead Conspiracy: It’s Just Lamps, You Dumb Fucks

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Bernie’s Forehead Conspiracy: It’s Just Lamps, You Dumb Fucks

The conspiracy theorists of the Washington Free Beacon took their thumbs out of their asses yesterday to type up a new and astonishing idea: 78-year-old Senator Bernie Sanders might be using Botox to smooth out his fine lines. Spoiler alert: it’s not injectables, it’s goddamn lamps.

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